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labriebe on da mayo

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quoter lore pt3: crunchy sand pipiter cookies... written by me

the crunchy sand pipiter cookie was invented my madame pipiter the second and mistress labiberis the third in 1769 in milan, tennessee. the recipe has an important meaning behind its invention, as it was created as a sign of protest when mistress labiberis the third had to spend 200 dollaroons on an antique vest.

on august 11th 1769, mistress labiberis the third was at the market, when she saw a very antique vest on sale: she was curious about it so she checked its price and OH GOLLY GEE IT COST 200 DOLLAROONS!! labiberis was FLABBERGASTED so she communicated her sighting to her companion madame pipiter. madame pipiter was quite shocked too, so she and mistress labiberis headed to the beach. madame pipiter was very hungry, so she decided to eat some of the sand there and OH GOLLY JAY ITS SCRUMPTIOUS!!! she yelled. madame labiberis suggested to mix some of that delicious sand with her favourite(im british now) nourishment: mayonnaise, and the result was SPECTACULAR: they shaped the batter into cookies and started selling them for not 100, not 200, but TWO dollaroons for a packet of ten. since the cookies tasted pretty crunchy, mistress labiberis decided to name the recipe "crunchy sand pipiter cookies".

quoter lore pt2: giorgio... written by labibebr

giorgio was bornw quahog innitaliar his mom mariachiara and her dad gianmarco viaggi were poor farmers that had to do the whip and nae nae for a house and food then one day giorgio drank a bottle of olio extra vergine d'olivar 100% italiana and becaue the ULTIMATE italianese man he ate pizza and pasta everyday becase he wanted to me the strongest italianesemaxxer here is a real and only photo from 1069 of giorgio

quoter lore: the piadine.. written by me and labibe

WHEN, WHERE, BY WHO?... insert your text . . .

the piadine, common quoters' food, was invented in 1769 by mistress labibi of pizzaland the third and her companion madame pipi mc pissington the second. the recipe was created in the town of bloxburg, italy, location where both ladies resided up until 1772 after their sudden transportation to our lord and savior 2025.

BACKSTORY

long long time ago back in 1769 Italy the mistress labibi of pizzaland the third invented along side her friend madame pipi mc pissington a food that changes the word of cuisine.. the piadin one sunny day they were cooking their lunch making their usual pee pie but while they were making the batter they suddenly let out the fattest most loudest piss in the batter bowl they were in awe they never understood the never knew - i need to finish it yet

RECIPE

in order to replicate a piadine in your own kitchen, you'll need the following ingredients:

• some mayonnaise (in abundant quantity, about as much as a paint bucket's capacity, so about 18 liters or 5 gallons)
• some zaza leaves (about 1 kg)
• an unspecified quantity of urine (to taste)
• a big ass spoon or shovel
• a bucket duh
• quoter magic wouhhhhhhh ime so hapi

first of all you might want to pour the mayonnaise in your bucket and make sure that, once its all inside the bucket, it makes a sound resembling "when the bass gets bumpin, when the base, when the basse, when the base gets bumping".

after hearing the sound you may cut the zaza leaves into small pieces and sprinkle it on top of the mayo, then mix everything with your ginormous spoon.

aueghmhfhmmh now the fun part🤤🤤🤤💕🌼🎀ahheu ime quoting ite im queoting it💞💞🌈👅👅auegh sorry you had to see this ladies, i js get very passionate about piadines🎀 anyways now the FUN PART!! you'll need to take a fat piss into the bucket js like the story says, then mix the batter thoroughly.